Certifying a Safer, More Chewable World.
Through rigorous sniffing, licking, and tail-wagging analysis, we ensure the products we love meet the highest standards of fun and durability.
Test Your ToyOur Sniffing Services
Ball Bounce & Durability
We test for optimal bounce height, aerodynamic stability during fetch, and resistance to aggressive chomping. Only the bounciest pass.
Treat & Kibble Certification
Our patented Drool-o-Meter™ and multi-point lick analysis ensures every treat meets the Golden Standard of deliciousness.
Integrity Testing
We evaluate longevity, pitch, and annoyance potential to human ears. Goal: maximum squeaks-per-minute (SPM).
Appliance & Electronics Sniffing
We begrudgingly test hooman made things. they do not tast good and smell funny, but we do it for the post-testing treats. Subject to availability and nap schedules.
The Ultimate Lick Seal of Approval
Look for our coveted seal on products. It's not just a mark; it's a promise that an item has been thoroughly licked, sniffed, and approved by a certified Labrador professional.
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Hooman fud
Is it poisoned? i wouldnt risk it, just give it here... for testing.
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Nap Comfort Science
Evaluating dog beds for optimal circle-and-plop comfort and near humen availability.
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Leash Tangling Dynamics
Advanced simulations to maximize human-tripping incidents and sniff-portunity vectors.
Why Trust Our Wet Noses?
For over a dog's age, our team of dedicated Labradors has been the gold standard in product testing. We don't just work in a lab; we *are* the lab. Our lab coats are just our regular coats, meaning we are perpetually ready to test, sniff, and certify. The pursuit of safety never sleeps (unless it's nap time).
Meet the Team (of Good Dogs)Meet Our Lead Inspector
Pivo
Chief Treat Officer & Lead Snoot
Pivo brings years of experience in advanced sniffing protocols and tail-wagging analysis. His expertise in how tasty your food is is unrivaled. He personally signs off on every certification, usually with a nibble and application of drool.